DANIELLE, a young and beautiful artist who wants to make the world a better place. Unfortunately everyone has convinced her that she should get some “therapy.” Artists are more susceptible to depression, you know.

TONY, Danielle’s boyfriend, is in his early twenties. He wants to do something to help this crazy planet. But so far he’s all talk.

FLO, a real party animal. Half way through her sex change program, she lets her mirror decide whether or not she's having a good day. But Tony and Danielle couldn’t ask for a more loyal friend.

JON Q. PUBLIC (not his real name) is in his seventies. It seems he found out a little too much. "Who starts the wars, who spreads the lies..." He was in the process of writing a book exposing all. Seems he went insane—according to the CIA. His new address is the basement of Happy Hills.

MOREY LESS, a cynical radio talk show host on K—RAPP (All rap, no crap!) He is in his thirties and is overly concerned with being hip. Morey’s most recent guest, Dr. Phyllis Head, author of the book How Common, Ordinary Household Kitchen Utensils Can Help Save Your Marriage, walked off the show. Too bad Morey never got to ask her about that turkey baster!